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These Jokes About Nancy Pelosi Left Me on the Floor Laughing …

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These Jokes About Nancy Pelosi Left Me on the Floor Laughing …

#1

Q: According to a survey 7 out of 10 Americans think the country is going in the wrong direction, who are the other 3?A

A: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, & Hillary Clinton!

#2

A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that “after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex”.
 


A hospital spokesman replied: “Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.”

#3

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd in DC.

The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped her.

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