So the pitch to my editor went something like this…“Carjackings are up 537 percent in Minneapolis, and shootings are at a 15-year high. You want me to write that up?”
“Sure, but is it 53 percent or 57 percent?”
“No, it’s 537 percent. Five. Three. Seven.”
“Can you send me the link?”
“You don’t believe me?”
“It’s just that 537 percent sounds suspiciously close to a gajillion percent.”
“Here’s the link.”
“Dang.”
“Within a one-hour period Saturday morning, police reported three separate carjackings in southeast Minneapolis, including one where an elderly woman was struck on the head,” reports the far-left Star Tribune. “Such attacks are up 537% this month when compared with last November.”
“The numbers are staggering,” police spokesman John Elder told the Star Tribune. “It defies all civility and any shred of common human decency.”
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There’s no longer anything staggering about the consequences that come from voting for Democrats. Unless you own a liquor store or abortion clinic, they lock down your business over a virus with a 99.6 percent survival rate. They force nuns to pay for abortions, they close churches, open pot dispensaries, tell coal miners to “learn to code,” and send pallets of cash to Iran’s America-killing terrorists. Oh, and they also do everything they can to defund and undermine the police, while at the same time, they empty all the prisons.
“Over the past two months, Minneapolis police have logged more than 125 carjackings in the city, a troubling surge that authorities had largely linked to small groups of marauding teens.”
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